HAPPEE BIRTHDAE HARRY!
my mom: dinner time
literally less than 0.00001 seconds later
my mom: DID YOU HEAR ME COME HERE RIGHT NOW I SAID DINNER TIME WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHY DID YOU IGNORE ME WHY ARE YOU SO ADDICTED TO THAT COMPUTER I'M GONNA TAKE IT OFF YOU
IT'S A CHICKEN STRIP.
dannilynnn: jesusc0re: waterjewdoing: dinuguan: Who raised this kid?! :o wow that’s amazing. why can’t everyone be like him. awe i wish i knew him! forever-is-rightnow awwww, i wanna meet himw
ireallylikegaryoldman: mrsweasley: Mr. Bean at the opening ceremonies. Literally the most epic part of the entire thing. I never thought they’d top James Bond parachuting with The Queen, but then they fucking did, and I lost it. Rowan Atkinson you are a hero among men.
je-veux-evasion: retinainthesky: hotbabysitter: Drive Thru Floating Cup. how u do dat Not to be racist but. This is why I love black people omg.
rafaelrico95: mcbieberfly1d: loki-fox: ...